April 2012
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(Operation Cheesecake was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do ever. Starkid better get a kick out of it because wah.)
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Caution to my friends I am seeing tonight: I am wearing a normal bra for the first time in a very long time, not the minimizer.
So as a warning, my bazooms are going to be massive again. And even larger because we all aren’t used to seeing them normal size.
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Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin’?
Am I marrying a demon?
We could raise the beam in making marriage a hell so thank god I’ll never tell!
I swear that I’ll never tell!
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My dad’s been out camping for this big canoe race thing, and my dog is flipping shit. He’s been gone for three days and Alice is acting like he’s dead. It’s really sad actually.
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
zorpisdeadlonglivezorp:
zomrabitt:
cryingalonewithjadenep:
glu8glu8:
acceptyourbravery:
zimie-stef:
superelefantevolador:
Okay lets see superelegantevolador Omg Wat.
zimie-syef
close enough
acceptyourbravery
woop
glu8glu8
it’s not that hard because once you get the first part you immediately know the second part
cryingalonewithjadenep
like a pro
zomrabitt
...
APRIL FOOL'S DAY (JAPAN GOOGLE MAPS) →
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Brian: There was one day when someone farted and we couldn't figure out who it was
Nick: It was a really terrible fart that no one would own up to
Matt: But it was a really terrible fart that happened when everyone was dancing
Nick: Dancing and crouched down and the fart was right up in their mouth and nose level
Brian: But I think we used out deductive powers and figured out that it was Julia
Joe: Julia Albain!
Brian: It's not our fault she farted!
Nick and Matt: It's not 100% guaranteed...but...
Brian: BUT YOU CAN PRINT THAT!
Matt: It just seems that everyone else would own up to a fart
Brian: Yeah
Nick: Or at least... or at least, you know... if Meredith was gonna fart she would go and poke her butt out the door
Brian: She would say "I'm going to fart" and she'd leave
Nick: Meredith always lets you know when she's farting
Matt: I feel like Dylan would be proud of it...
Nick: Jim would be really proud of that fart... especially, Jim would, like especially, Jim would purposely fart when everyone is crouching down
Brian, Matt and Joe: Yeah
March 2012
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I used to believe that Sutton Foster was the only...
awwfuckery:
But after seeing Jonathan Groff perform Anything Goes…well lets just say I changed my mind.
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I hate that my overbite has gotten so bad that I often just randomly say “what’s up doc” and pull out a fucking carrot from nowhere.
I need to get a new retainer and start wearing it again.
Watchfckbuddy:
For everyone that wants it, here ya go! THAT IS MAHOGANY!
That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for...
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glimmering:
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
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darikiel asked: Jokes, top five
itscandidlycara:
haydenrodgers:
itscandidlycara:
1. Two whales walk in to a bar.
The first whale says...
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